CY sent me this and I think it's really funny!!!


HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within Five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, Two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I Thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)

And to any body's guesses.. yes! It's bikinis for today. Sian.

The auntie went "小弟今天做什么report?" Took a look on my screen and went " orh... 衣服衣服" and smiled away. Joke.

I'm immune to all these garments liao, experienced the worst and there's nothing more to be afraid of. 11 hours of work today really killed me and tomorrow's going to worst, according to them that is.

I'm not making full good use of my last 2 weeks of civilisation life before I get constricted. Earning money that's not going to buy me anything in army. Even if a person is a millionaire in the army, the money can do nothing. Some got into a relationship but isn't it a known thing that most guys got dumped away during army? It's like a dead lock down in there where there's nothing much for you to aim for... =/. Unless it's about the ranks but then again, it's still subjected to politics.

My godfather's final good luck wish for me " If you want to survive in army, just don't try to be funny". And i think it really makes sense!

If you can't hate it, then love it.

Everything I did today was about bra. Weird isn't it? Why people want to put on new bra for new year? All the details.. Bust Height : 21.2 cm. Strap length : 56.2 cm. Bla bla bla... It's even weirder that they got a guy to do these reports, a miracle that I'm not getting sore eyes after the whole day of weird reports. I'd very much prefer men's briefs please.

Anyway, I'm starting to appreciate this job. At least I get to "learn" about the sizes and cups. I was an dumb idiot who knows nuts about bra back then, but ask me now and I can name at least 5 types of bra selling in the market. (pulli, straight front...not gg to say more! This is embarrassing) If my girl friend in future needs one... no problem man. Mr know bra is here ;). Gosh, what have happened to you ALVIN!

Tomorrow's products will be slightly different, stay tune for it. Haha!

Final post for spouting out at my job.

Yeah. As the title suggest, this will be the last post dedicated to that job of mine. No use crying over spilled milk and I should be learning to live and ride with the pain.

This time, it's from 10am to 8pm. OT-ed all the way cause there document to rush that needed to be publish on the next working day. On the hind side, OT's rate was the same as the normal wage rate. Sian. Even replying a sms was a problem cause every minute counts in that office. =/. It's my turn to fall sick soon. Have been sneezing a lot!

I want to take leave from the 27th to the 29th, so GOD please let my supervisor approve this! Will be asking her on Thursday 5pm so please please please tell her to approve me! It's weird cause I'm taking leave to go for another job - R.R.'s camp facilitating job - it will meant a lot if I can make it there. THANK YOU!

When i blog, it's either i'm too happy, too bored or extremely emo.

My job sucks to the max, coupled with the 'not so high pay'. Good thing that it's only 2 more weeks of it or i may eat up that computer soon. If i were tied to tt place for more than 3 months, i'll pang seh that company. It's like a jail where you experience nothing but pressure. Almost everyone there is overworked and either have infected with fever, couch or else flu. In an unsurprising way, most frequently you'll hear "haaaaaaiiiiii...." a longggg sigh from random people, cause they were rushing reports that never seemed to end. Reports after reports, after reports, after reports. All the products is spinning in my head now. I can tell you, what's the dimension of your porcelain cup, what is the moisture content on your wooden table top, how high your household lamps can be dropped from without breaking and even how long a bra strap is!! This job goes down to the very detail of the nuts and bolts of everything. But it's too detailed that i'm getting frustrated.

It's cny soon and every company is rushing us to approve their new products so they could have sales for the season. Give me a break please! I hate office jobs and i dont think i'll have one for a lifetime career. Definitely.

If i'm a clerk for NS, i will be sure to commit suicide first.

Hello world.

It's been long since I typed a serious blog post, life have been a lot of ups and downs and time is a problem when it comes to writing a proper post. Haven't had the chance to sit down in the pool, of which I usually do, and think about things that I've been through. So here's a short recount of what happened since last December.

After prom, I scrambled all my belongings and set on a month's worth of holiday in Nippon -

日本. One question before I begin, is it a norm for parents to be so task bound and to be so objective? Anyway, it was said that anyone who went jap will learn to be hard working and appreciate their life more. The hectic lifestyle and always rushing streets of Tokyo, the busy roads of Kobe and the punctual trains will really kill all those lazy bugs within a person. It is also why it was a rare scene to notice a obese Japanese.

Next up is... GENTING! I must say that it was the most fun trip for an teenager (I should be.. a young adult now right?) like me. Colin managed to get a good deal so that all of us could prevent our pockets from exploding in Genting. The theme park was awesome, especially the thrill rides! Haha! Cockscrew, space shot, superman and flying chair!! I can still remember their names clearly! I think it was the company that made the whole trip so fun. In fact, as compared, the disneyland and disneysea in Tokyo is peanuts. The disney rides were all too kiddish and boring =/. But then again what stands out and disgust me was that the service crew at genting theme park was spitting on the ground. URGH. Disgusting man.

I love playing Shang Hai with 6 people, love the nonsense, love the number of tao pok, love the morning buffet, love the debate over Christianity and all those talks about getting a girl. Now it's only 4 of us are single and desperate a little too fast isn't it? Gone for a month and came back seeing most of them attached. Cool sio. May be next time after 1 month in army, I may attend a few marriage? And another few months later, I can see their babies? Haha.

Oh yeah, I still remember the last retarded suggestion that retarded ric (r.r.) suggested "let's shout bomb at the immigration"

That boring place

At first, it seemed like a blessing to be able to get a job for the final 3 weeks but now it turns out to be such a boring job.

What could beat doing PW everyday?

That's my job. Compiling and typing report, adding pictures and write comments based on the inspector's report. A report for quality control. Although it's an international company but what could be more boring than staring on the computer screen 7 hours a day typing something like PW. If the wages were higher, it would be more motivating to work. Besides, everyone around me looks so mature. I can survive 14 more days of this!!

I let out a relief when they told me that my weekends are free. FREEDOM! No more words documents or funny product codes, at least for the next 2 days =).

Starting to jog from tomorrow onwards if not I'll be very cui when army comes.

I FOUND A JOB =D. Although it seemed impossible that anyone would hire a poor donkey who only have 3 more weeks of freedom. I'm finally HIRED! =D

Although the job is kind of boring but it's at least better than rotting at home, slacking in front of the TV or playing PSP games that are never ending. Staring at the computer screen auditing quality control report.. Zzzz.

I hate adult fare to the max. It is the only reason why I don't venture beyond marine parade.

Damn fun.

I got a lecture on religion from Mrs Quek after I wrote this.

If different races can be friends, why can't Gods befriend one another?

=/

Oh yeah. I saw this a few days ago printed on one of the vending machines.

TO PEOPLE OF MJC, doesn't she look familiar? Hmm....