The sun rose from the west today! They decided to release me at 5.45pm! So it was the first weekday since 3 weeks ago that I experienced sunset. Anyway the most interesting product I've done so far was toilet seats. They actually conduct weight tolerance test! And butt slam test! Interesting!!! Couldn't help but laugh at the test names itself. Bet my colleague thinks I'm mad smiling widely at the screen. And there weren't just PVC seats, there were bamboo, marble, CLAY (OMG), wood and metal. Made with different cutting to fit butts. HAHA, funny.

Finally! Monday's going to be the last day of work. Had been planning what I'm going to do for the 3 days before army. ALL SPORTS. =) Gladly, the replacement for me came today, so I'm free ~ without any worries. Weeee!

Went to get a hair cut just so I can be permitted to go training for tomorrow with retarded ric and it sure feel goods to have short hair. Although my mum likes me with long hair, I insisted. Rah! And it was using my own $! The first sum I spent after working was on this haircut! Sweet cheapo 5 bucks.

There's going to be chalet for the next 2 days with the canoeist, I've been waiting for this!!! FINALLY =). A treat of our DA JIE in canoeing - MIAAANNNNGGGGGG. All the little xiao di di is going to book in soon that leaves miangz alone. =P. It sure feels good to be with them again after 3 weeks of tough OT-ed working hours. Rewarding! All the nonsense and fun, here I come!

I only wish that my friends are all safe from MLM companies. I've seen 2 dropping in and it's going to be an additional victim. What should I do? I tried very hard to pull the first 2 but to avail were my efforts helpful... would the 3rd one be the same? Or shouldn't I bother about it?

This 9am to 830 pm job is really a day killer. Get out of my hse at 0830 and reach at 9. Could hardly do anything at home. This blog post is typed on the bus btw, on my hand phone =P.

Successfully, i applied to terminate my job next Monday. But when they all heard abt it, they started groaning, panicking and gossiping. So my sharp ears learnt something i shouldn't have known today.

All these workers here are already here for at least 10 years and that's really something. I mean i havent even stayed in a single sch for more than 5 yrs, imagine doing the same thing for 10 yrs.. This season was the first time the company is in such pressure, in their 10 years of work time line, cause of one of the biggest customers we have. If i had left, all these old aunties and uncles will have no choice but to work until 10pm in the night, that starts from 9am in the morning- if a replacement was not found in time that is.

One of them mentioned about resigning after i left and that made me kind of guilty. I feel a sense of responsibility to guard the health of these folks. They are all approx 50 and over working could only meant worst health. Even i fell sick after working such long hours, let alone them. I hate this job but should I leave them as they are?

Should i work instead till i leave for NS? =/ i dont mind donating those few day's wages for haiti's emergency fund =).

I need advise!

photo from "here"

For the lives that flashes to dust within a blink of an eye, while the world still seemed to live a normal life. To the world, please stand together. It's time we put down the guns and start to realize that fighting against one another is not going to make our lives better.

"There is no other creature in existence able to display kindness to complete strangers besides us humans.

Take for example animals and insects. Although they will display acts of self-sacrifice for their children and close companions, never do we witness such behavior for strangers outside their groups.

In contrast, humans can show kindness to complete strangers.

It's because an act of kindness causes others to think well of that individual.
Continue to give freely, and one will eventually experience acts of kindness in return.
According to some of the latest research, behavior is imprinted in the very DNA each and every one of us has.

In short, displays of kindness are really acts of selfishness. We're all hypocrites by nature."

I DISAGREE.

Random.

Went training today and found out how cui I am now. 13 pull ups was all that I can manage. Army might be a torture for those lazy bones of mine.

The worst part of today was that I went back after training to that stupid job. They needed me 'urgently' cause there were many reports that they couldn't handle. I could have rejected them but knowing that they'll have to work till 9 plus 10 on this saturday if I did reject, I took up the offer. Since I was little, I've been taught that it's wrong leaving someone who's in need of help and it's an natural reaction to help without giving another thought. If you were me, what would you have done? Accept or reject?

And I pang seh TCK for soccer. Playing soccer would be much more fun than typing those dumb documents! Damn. That 4 hours really killed me cause I cramped 6 reports in 4 hours and usually it takes 1 hour for 1 report. When I ended, I put across a hefty request which I have planted and planned for so long on how to put it across to my supervisor. "Could I go for a 3 day camp next wednesday? It's quite important to me."

"Sorry but next week's business going to be very busy. We need your help. I'm really sorry."

Planned failed =( and I cant go for ric's camp. SIAN. Will be glued to that computer screen instead. Lucky life I have. 我到现在还造就是“上班一条虫，下班一条龙”.

Weekend was initially something to look forward to but not this weekend. Sis will be busy with cheerleading stuff and the kaki gang is not going out. So it will be rotting in front of the TV again on Sunday, except church and jogging that is.

I want to join a sports club, any sports also can! But there's none for my age yet =/. Just wait till uni bah.

The blur future.

I'm like living on an empty life where there's nothing to aim for. Each day passes like an faulty tap, always going and never stopping until someone fixed it. Now that I got a little taste of what adult's life is going to be, I began to daydream about my future and it's all sort of funny stuff! I laughed at them myself. Haha.

1. The workaholic

Works 12 hours a day, OT until 10pm in the night and start work at 8am. Single man and have no friends. Filthy rich and does not bother about the money he had earned. White haired. Retires only at the moment he rest in peace. (Chiong Sua sia. Suits my character.)

2. The good hubby

Family oriented. Spends 1 month of his time going overseas with his family. Loyal to his wife and read bedtime stories to his kids every night. Drives a family car and goes out for picnic every weekend with his family. A good cook that gives frequently deliver hearty meals for his loved ones.

(Honestly, I haven't even got into a relationship once, so may be getting married might not be the thing for me. Besides, I always failed at trying to get one. Not fated for it. Bad option bah.)

3. The traveller.

Job's a pilot. Flies to all kind of places and see the world. Due to his work commitment, no girl could settle on him and he ended up single with his best friend "lucky" - the dog. On weekends, he would socialize with his best friends until all of them get married and he's being left alone. Continues to see the most amazing corners of the globe during his holidays. Backpacking to learn more about the world's different cultures and ethnics. So much to experience and to share with the community on his retirement days.

(My ideal life!! But I don't like the living alone part lehh...)

4. The priest

Prays 10 times a day and is super holy and divined. Depend solely on the bread and wine of knowledge from above.

(I've considered this before and mum strongly encouraged this.)

5. The millionaire.

Due to his investment success, he sits on mountains of cash that could never be run out of. He spends his time playing golf and tends to his investments when he needs to. So rich that he was unable to pick the women he can trust and live with. Ended up single. On the day he died, the whole sum was donated to charity and he was buried in a ruby coffin.

(WOW. Noble man but what a life wasted. I like the golf part though)

6. Beggar

吃喝嫖赌 (chi he piao du) everyday that he ended up bankrupt. 守株待兔 everyday waiting for the next golden egg to pop by.

(slack life. I like.)

I'm so bored now. Cant believe I actually wrote all these dumb stuff. Watching first 3 version of LIAR GAME S2! Ciao.

CY sent me this and I think it's really funny!!!


HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within Five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, Two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I Thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story)

And to any body's guesses.. yes! It's bikinis for today. Sian.

The auntie went "小弟今天做什么report?" Took a look on my screen and went " orh... 衣服衣服" and smiled away. Joke.

I'm immune to all these garments liao, experienced the worst and there's nothing more to be afraid of. 11 hours of work today really killed me and tomorrow's going to worst, according to them that is.

I'm not making full good use of my last 2 weeks of civilisation life before I get constricted. Earning money that's not going to buy me anything in army. Even if a person is a millionaire in the army, the money can do nothing. Some got into a relationship but isn't it a known thing that most guys got dumped away during army? It's like a dead lock down in there where there's nothing much for you to aim for... =/. Unless it's about the ranks but then again, it's still subjected to politics.

My godfather's final good luck wish for me " If you want to survive in army, just don't try to be funny". And i think it really makes sense!

If you can't hate it, then love it.

Everything I did today was about bra. Weird isn't it? Why people want to put on new bra for new year? All the details.. Bust Height : 21.2 cm. Strap length : 56.2 cm. Bla bla bla... It's even weirder that they got a guy to do these reports, a miracle that I'm not getting sore eyes after the whole day of weird reports. I'd very much prefer men's briefs please.

Anyway, I'm starting to appreciate this job. At least I get to "learn" about the sizes and cups. I was an dumb idiot who knows nuts about bra back then, but ask me now and I can name at least 5 types of bra selling in the market. (pulli, straight front...not gg to say more! This is embarrassing) If my girl friend in future needs one... no problem man. Mr know bra is here ;). Gosh, what have happened to you ALVIN!

Tomorrow's products will be slightly different, stay tune for it. Haha!

Final post for spouting out at my job.

Yeah. As the title suggest, this will be the last post dedicated to that job of mine. No use crying over spilled milk and I should be learning to live and ride with the pain.

This time, it's from 10am to 8pm. OT-ed all the way cause there document to rush that needed to be publish on the next working day. On the hind side, OT's rate was the same as the normal wage rate. Sian. Even replying a sms was a problem cause every minute counts in that office. =/. It's my turn to fall sick soon. Have been sneezing a lot!

I want to take leave from the 27th to the 29th, so GOD please let my supervisor approve this! Will be asking her on Thursday 5pm so please please please tell her to approve me! It's weird cause I'm taking leave to go for another job - R.R.'s camp facilitating job - it will meant a lot if I can make it there. THANK YOU!

When i blog, it's either i'm too happy, too bored or extremely emo.

My job sucks to the max, coupled with the 'not so high pay'. Good thing that it's only 2 more weeks of it or i may eat up that computer soon. If i were tied to tt place for more than 3 months, i'll pang seh that company. It's like a jail where you experience nothing but pressure. Almost everyone there is overworked and either have infected with fever, couch or else flu. In an unsurprising way, most frequently you'll hear "haaaaaaiiiiii...." a longggg sigh from random people, cause they were rushing reports that never seemed to end. Reports after reports, after reports, after reports. All the products is spinning in my head now. I can tell you, what's the dimension of your porcelain cup, what is the moisture content on your wooden table top, how high your household lamps can be dropped from without breaking and even how long a bra strap is!! This job goes down to the very detail of the nuts and bolts of everything. But it's too detailed that i'm getting frustrated.

It's cny soon and every company is rushing us to approve their new products so they could have sales for the season. Give me a break please! I hate office jobs and i dont think i'll have one for a lifetime career. Definitely.

If i'm a clerk for NS, i will be sure to commit suicide first.

Hello world.

It's been long since I typed a serious blog post, life have been a lot of ups and downs and time is a problem when it comes to writing a proper post. Haven't had the chance to sit down in the pool, of which I usually do, and think about things that I've been through. So here's a short recount of what happened since last December.

After prom, I scrambled all my belongings and set on a month's worth of holiday in Nippon -

日本. One question before I begin, is it a norm for parents to be so task bound and to be so objective? Anyway, it was said that anyone who went jap will learn to be hard working and appreciate their life more. The hectic lifestyle and always rushing streets of Tokyo, the busy roads of Kobe and the punctual trains will really kill all those lazy bugs within a person. It is also why it was a rare scene to notice a obese Japanese.

Next up is... GENTING! I must say that it was the most fun trip for an teenager (I should be.. a young adult now right?) like me. Colin managed to get a good deal so that all of us could prevent our pockets from exploding in Genting. The theme park was awesome, especially the thrill rides! Haha! Cockscrew, space shot, superman and flying chair!! I can still remember their names clearly! I think it was the company that made the whole trip so fun. In fact, as compared, the disneyland and disneysea in Tokyo is peanuts. The disney rides were all too kiddish and boring =/. But then again what stands out and disgust me was that the service crew at genting theme park was spitting on the ground. URGH. Disgusting man.

I love playing Shang Hai with 6 people, love the nonsense, love the number of tao pok, love the morning buffet, love the debate over Christianity and all those talks about getting a girl. Now it's only 4 of us are single and desperate a little too fast isn't it? Gone for a month and came back seeing most of them attached. Cool sio. May be next time after 1 month in army, I may attend a few marriage? And another few months later, I can see their babies? Haha.

Oh yeah, I still remember the last retarded suggestion that retarded ric (r.r.) suggested "let's shout bomb at the immigration"

That boring place

At first, it seemed like a blessing to be able to get a job for the final 3 weeks but now it turns out to be such a boring job.

What could beat doing PW everyday?

That's my job. Compiling and typing report, adding pictures and write comments based on the inspector's report. A report for quality control. Although it's an international company but what could be more boring than staring on the computer screen 7 hours a day typing something like PW. If the wages were higher, it would be more motivating to work. Besides, everyone around me looks so mature. I can survive 14 more days of this!!

I let out a relief when they told me that my weekends are free. FREEDOM! No more words documents or funny product codes, at least for the next 2 days =).

Starting to jog from tomorrow onwards if not I'll be very cui when army comes.

I FOUND A JOB =D. Although it seemed impossible that anyone would hire a poor donkey who only have 3 more weeks of freedom. I'm finally HIRED! =D

Although the job is kind of boring but it's at least better than rotting at home, slacking in front of the TV or playing PSP games that are never ending. Staring at the computer screen auditing quality control report.. Zzzz.

I hate adult fare to the max. It is the only reason why I don't venture beyond marine parade.

Damn fun.

I got a lecture on religion from Mrs Quek after I wrote this.

If different races can be friends, why can't Gods befriend one another?

=/

Oh yeah. I saw this a few days ago printed on one of the vending machines.

TO PEOPLE OF MJC, doesn't she look familiar? Hmm....